Blogging to Blog

I have no definitive subject today. I am merely blogging to blog. The fact that I'm blogging fulfills a promise I made to myself to write more. Now I suppose I need a promise within a promise to come up with a legitimate topic each day until I die. Yikes. I'm going to die?! Well perhaps my first order of business is some sort of will and testament. Since I have nothing, I will work on the testament. Hold on. I gotta look up testament. Testament: a will, esp. one that relates to the disposition of one's personal property. Well, duh. Why don't we just say will by itself? Why do we have to add "and testament?" It's the same damn thing. I like how the dictionary abbreviates especially. It's an esp. long word. Wait a second....testament relates to the disposition of my property. That's different from distribution. We're talking about my property's personality. Well, since it isn't worth much, my property's general disposition is grumpy and bitter. Try divvying that up. Who wants in? Let me know where you want me to begin bequeathing. Bottom line: tomorrow's blog will be a list of topics I plan to cover in 2009. Perhaps the first should be what to do with my remains...